"We're the Class of '80 Proof!"

I was reading through the class notes for the Alumni magazine at the college I work for when I discovered this little gem...

“We’re the Class of 1980,

no one dares to call us ladies.

Wahoos say we trash their frats.

Weekend rolls we’ve got down pat.

Rebel Yell, and beer, and grain;

we drink so much we go insane!

We’re the Class of ’80 proof.

1 – 9 – 8 – 0. Hey!”

Don't you wish you were a member of the class of 1980... proof?